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Go to http://www.examiner.com/x-8474-Wichita-Video-Game-Culture-Examiner~y2009m5d21-How-to-survive-the-zombie-apocalypse to read a great article on surviving the invasion.
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1. Dismemberment is the key. A zombie that can’t walk or see can’t fight back!
2. If you’re overwhelmed and without a weapon, remember to blend in. Just continuously murmur “Brains” or “Nomnomnomnom” and walk with your arms out in front of you like a drunk looking for a hug.
3. Wear as many extra layers of clothing as you can to make it more difficult for a zombie to gnaw through to the flesh.
4. High ground is your best bet. Build obstacles between you and the fumbling undead.
5. Playing with fire is encouraged. Undead flesh is incredibly flammable and Molotov’s are easy to make.
6. Find the closest mall and setup camp. The stores inside should provide you with weapons, food, and other supplies until you can be rescued.
7. Be weary of other survivors. There’s always one who will try and do something really stupid and put you in jeopardy.
8. When down and out, play dead. Seriously, how smart can the undead be?
9. Zombies are like four year olds so don’t wear or use anything shiny or you’ll attract some unwanted attention.
10. Get the hell out of whatever city you’re in. Chances are the military is about to nuke the entire place so head for the hills.
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1. Dismemberment is the key. A zombie that can’t walk or see can’t fight back!
2. If you’re overwhelmed and without a weapon, remember to blend in. Just continuously murmur “Brains” or “Nomnomnomnom” and walk with your arms out in front of you like a drunk looking for a hug.
3. Wear as many extra layers of clothing as you can to make it more difficult for a zombie to gnaw through to the flesh.
4. High ground is your best bet. Build obstacles between you and the fumbling undead.
5. Playing with fire is encouraged. Undead flesh is incredibly flammable and Molotov’s are easy to make.
6. Find the closest mall and setup camp. The stores inside should provide you with weapons, food, and other supplies until you can be rescued.
7. Be weary of other survivors. There’s always one who will try and do something really stupid and put you in jeopardy.
8. When down and out, play dead. Seriously, how smart can the undead be?
9. Zombies are like four year olds so don’t wear or use anything shiny or you’ll attract some unwanted attention.
10. Get the hell out of whatever city you’re in. Chances are the military is about to nuke the entire place so head for the hills.
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